Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: Which are of the Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q: Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
1 comment:
Hey Sheila, You beat me to it cause I was actually going to put this on my website cause I got it from Brandi too! :-) Very funny! Love, Valerie
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